I just had an embarrassing experience.
I bought a salad for lunch because I am on a diet. It was the last thing I feel like eating but the thought of potentially being naked in front of someone for the first time in 6 months is enough to make me eat a bowl of leaves. So, as the doors were closing in the lift to go back to my office I had a chat with my salad – “You do look ok, I think I can eat you.” Then someone hit the button and got in.
I said “Did you just hear me having a chat with my salad?”
“No,” he replied. “What was the chat about?”
“I just said ‘You look ok, I guess I can eat you’”.
The guy looked at my salad. “And what did it reply?’
We both laughed and I got out of the lift, embarrassed.
Then my salad said “I’m going to be delicious Tatey, wait and see!”
I bought a salad for lunch because I am on a diet. It was the last thing I feel like eating but the thought of potentially being naked in front of someone for the first time in 6 months is enough to make me eat a bowl of leaves. So, as the doors were closing in the lift to go back to my office I had a chat with my salad – “You do look ok, I think I can eat you.” Then someone hit the button and got in.
I said “Did you just hear me having a chat with my salad?”
“No,” he replied. “What was the chat about?”
“I just said ‘You look ok, I guess I can eat you’”.
The guy looked at my salad. “And what did it reply?’
We both laughed and I got out of the lift, embarrassed.
Then my salad said “I’m going to be delicious Tatey, wait and see!”
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